Does My Life Revolve Around 2-Stepping?

Yes… It does. I’m always waiting for the next show cuz I love it so much.

Soma still gets piss cuz I leave scorch marks on the concrete cuz I 2-step so freakin’ fast brAGH! I go hard in da fucking paint son, YDG?!

Urban Dictionary: “2 stepping is like an amazing form of kinda hardcore dancing, but not really as wild, it mostly incorporates, swinging legs, alternatingly, and with each swing comes a hop, with the standing leg.

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Anyway what they guess,
No matter how old you are.
I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far.

The best sex I ever had
And now I feel I am super bad, but proud.

Let me tell you about the best housewife,
The best times of my life,
She is the mother I would like to have,
And I make her feel alive.

I used to be a nerd,
And now it is time for revenge.
I am looking for a girl,
But not around my age.
We met on the Internet,
On a website I can’t forget.
I was the toy boy you would expect,
I don’t regret.

Anyway what they guess,
No matter how old you are.
I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far.
Your husband is impotent,
So now your needs are my luck.
You are more than just a girlfriend,
You are the mother I would like to fuck.

Baby would you be my teacher just for this summer, you will be my punisher.
You could be my mother, let’s love each other, just for one hour.

Girls, like a fine wine, get better with age, and that is the reason why
I feel proud cause I am yours but you’ll never be mine.

You teach me sex tricks, you make it hard as a brick (you love my stick).
I am the gladdest geek that have the luckiest dick (you are the best chick).

I love your nipples, in spite of wrinkles.

Baby would you be my teacher just for this summer, you will be my punisher.
You could be my mother, let’s love each other, just for one hour.

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Things were so dangerous after a blast at Fukushima Daiichi reactor No. 1 that workers didn’t enter the building at all afterwards. Until today. Nearly two months after the hydrogen explosion that greatly damaged the plant on March 11th, NHK reports that workers re-entered the building housing the reactor for the first time since the initial blast. The workers plan to install an air purifier in the plant, reportedly ”aimed at preventing workers from suffering internal radiation exposure when they work on setting up a new cooling system at the No. 1 reactor.” That must be a really good air purifier. (Above: A pic of a robot working in the plant, via TEPCO) source

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